coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

gwenstafani:

*chooses prettiest female character to play as in video game*

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

premas:

HER FUCKING VOICE GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME